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Michael lives in my neighborhood. I do not know him but I see him around all the time. This book (his first) was named one of the top 10 best books of 2007 by the NY Times Book Review. He also just won the Impac Dublin Literary Award.

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(I need to cry for 5 stars.)

Janelle interviewed me eons ago for Salon.com. She's a sassy lady who's super nice. This is her first novel. It received rave reviews and I loved every minute of it.

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Mar 27, 2008

I'm Buying A Candle

I'm buying a candle. Right now. At this very moment.

I have a large wool rug that I got at Pottery Barn, and Elvis, being the perfect cat he is, peed on it recently. And then he peed on it again.

The thing cost like $800 so I wasn't going to just throw it away. (Despite Mark's insistence to "just throw it away!" He's so wasteful.) After attempting to clean it by myself (didn't work), I decided to splurge and get it professionally cleaned.

So now I have the rug back and while it doesn't smell like cat pee anymore, it smells like something else. I can't exactly describe it... but maybe it's wet wool? I don't know... all I know is that unless I open a window, my apartment smells like a herd of sheep.

So now I'm buying a candle. I'm very excited.

(Oh, and because I know someone will ask, no, he didn't pee on my comforter. That just needs to be cleaned. The only thing he peed on is the rug.)


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