• “If ever there was a musical waiting to be written, it's Karyn Bosnak's tale...”
    — Los Angeles Times
  • “That endearing Holly Golightly of the digital age...”
    — Gawker
  • “An annoying twenty-something who needs to be sent to her room. Without supper. And pronto.”
    — Austin American-Statesman
  • “Sweet and sincere...”
    — Toronto Sun
  • “Almost pathological...”
    — The Times of London
  • “Smartly coiffed.”
    — Chicago Tribune
  • “The best reason yet to euthanize the Internet...”
    — The Orange County Register
  • “Utterly shameless...”
    — Detroit Free Press
  • “An undeniable success..."
    — The Associated Press
  • “Admits to owning such luxurious but questionable items as the 'Darrin's Dance Grooves' video.”
    — Rachel Sklar for The New York Times
  • “Sad but true...”
    — Daily Mirror
  • “A smashing success...”
    — BusinessWeek
  • “The everywoman... who you would want to hang out with, who you would want to be your friend.”
    — Janelle Brown for Salon.com
  • “Witty and amusing...”
    — Sunday Mirror
  • “Intriguing, in a scratch-your-head kind of way...”
    — The Charleston Gazette
  • “Jobless, broke and stuck with a queasy cat."
    — The Seattle Times
  • “Entrepreneurial...”
    — South China Morning Post
  • “Laugh-out loud funny...”
    — A Socialite's Life
  • “Chatty and chirpy... with an apartment on East 57th, a cat with a sensitive stomach, and a guilty little secret...”
    — The Independent on Sunday
  • “Professionally perky, easygoing, slightly gushy and, in a disarming way, winsome.”
    — Janelle Brown for Salon.com
  • “A small-town bubbly girl, a winsome lass...”
    — Los Angeles Times
  • “If there's one thing the broke former TV producer has, it's style.”
    — New York Daily News

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My favorite videos:



Chicago Love

  • "No matter where you stand right now - on a hilltop, in a gutter, at a crossroads, in a rut - you need to give yourself the best you have to offer in this moment." — Oprah
  • "If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress." — Obama
  • In lieu of a quote...
    Let your game speak.
    Failure.
    Tell me. — Jordan
  • "If you have the opportunity to play this game of life, you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed." — Kanye
  • "You know my old saying: live it up, the meter's running... If you don't have fun while you're here, then it's your fault. You only get to do this once." — Harry
  • "You're gonna be doin' alotta doobie rollin' when you're livin' in a van down by the river." — Matt Foley

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What I'm Reading Now

Michael lives in my neighborhood. I do not know him but I see him around all the time. This book (his first) was named one of the top 10 best books of 2007 by the NY Times Book Review. He also just won the Impac Dublin Literary Award.

What I Just Read

My rating:

(I need to cry for 5 stars.)

Janelle interviewed me eons ago for Salon.com. She's a sassy lady who's super nice. This is her first novel. It received rave reviews and I loved every minute of it.

Blog Archive

Mar 31, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Allergies. Ugh. #
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Gisele

How would you feel about this if you were Bridget Moynahan?

Giselle Bundchen recently did an interview for Vanity Fair magazine and talked about Tom Brady and Bridget Monyhan's son (her stepson.) After saying she has never met Bridget, she said:






I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

On one hand, it's nice to know your child is so incredibly loved when he isn't with you—you'd hate to think he's around someone who doesn't love him completely. But on the other hand, he's not her child, you know?

Maybe what she was trying to say came out wrong.

Secret Craft Update

Click here to learn about my secret craft project.

And click here to see my progress!

PS - This post is hidden because I don't want my sister to read it!

PPS - If the text is too small in the first update, click anywhere on your screen with your mouse and it might get bigger. (Mine toggles back and forth between big and little with a magnifying glass.)

The Cutest Kids

The cutest little kids that you ever did see.

Nora and Jack (eating a carrot)

Nora and Jack

(Jack was eating a carrot.)

Mar 30, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • I just checked my email for the first time in 3 days. I'm finding it easier and easier to step away from the computer these days. #
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Colour Plaid Blankets

I discovered these blankets today and they are sooo cute!





But soooo expensive! $720 for small; $1720 for large.

Colour plaid blankets by Scholten & Baijings for Thomas Eyck via Apartment Therapy.

Mar 29, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Looped before 6pm. This could be a problem. (Only if I don't continue drinking.) #
  • Awakening from tequila-induced slumber. Didn't continue drinking. It was a problem. #
  • I kind of want to see "17 Again." #
  • I'm looking for a partner for The Amazing Race. Beverly volunteered but I told her it's not going to work out. (B/c of her drinking habit.) #
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Mar 28, 2009

My Those

Nora and I were playing outside today and decided to go on her seesaw. I wasn't wearing a bra because I washed it earlier and it was hanging to dry, but I didn't think much of it because it was just the two of us. As I started "flopping" up and down Nora pointed to my chest and said, "I can see your those."

"My what?" I asked because I didn't have a clue what she was talking about.

"Those," she said, and then she reached over and slapped one of my boobs.

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Mar 27, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Hankies should be illegal. #
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Mar 26, 2009

DJ Nora

One day she's going to be so mad at me because of this photo.

DJ Nora

Right after I snapped it I said to my sister, "Lisa, you might want to fix her hair."

PS - Isn't she adorable?

He's Doing It Again

My dad. This is what he does: He tells you all the jokes that his friends forward to him on the internet, and then if he forgets one, he asks to borrow a laptop and starts going through his email, reading them aloud.

He's been at it all day long.

"Did I tell you the one about the dog urinating?"

"Yes, Dad, you did."

UPDATE: It's 8:55 and he's still reading jokes.

Mr. Earbuds

I have the urge to lean over to this guy in the earbuds sitting next to me and be like, "Pussy."

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My New DJ Headphones

I'm on the train going to my sister's house right now because my dad's in town for a visit. I'm wearing my new over-the-ear headphones. I hate the earbud ones. They give me a headache and I can hear my head bzzzzzzz when I wear them (which is my brain working hard, no doubt.)

What you can't see is that I'm dancing in this picture.

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Mar 25, 2009

Oh. Wow.

I just stumbled across this amazing picture of Madonna.

See? It's all a fantasy, what we strive for.

Mar 24, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • I'm awake! I'm awake! Fell asleep early last night all wrapped in my Snuggie. #
  • I wish someone would deliver me a diet coke right now. I'm not feeling very motivated (obviously) and don't feel like walking to get one. #
  • I don't like when Alex and Simon talk about places in my neighborhood that I like (like epaulet) b/c they are weird. #realhousewives #
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Beverly's Belly

I just took this picture of Beverly and decided to annotate it for you. Click it to make it bigger.

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Favorite NYC Meals

I'm going to Pearl Oyster Bar for dinner tonight with my friend Patty and it got me thinking of some of the best meals I've ever had in New York City. Here they are, in no particular order.

UPDATE: I've linked to pictures. (Most were copyrighted.)

Lobster roll from Pearl Oyster Bar. Picture.

Eggs en meurette (breakfast/brunch entree) from Landmarc. (Bacon, onions, and mushrooms in a red wine sauce over eggs. It's kind of like stew and eggs.) Picture.

Slow-cooked short ribs from Cookshop. (It's a dinner special they sometimes offer. If someone from Cookshop is reading this, it really should be a permanent part of your menu.) Can't find a picture, but here's what the place looks like.

Dátiles con Béicon from Boqueria. (Almond-stuffed dates wrapped in bacon.) Picture.

Onion soup gratinée and the late night giant burger with fries from Bar Tabac. Picture of the soup & fries.

The big ass burrito with vegetables and a margarita (or two) from Pacifico, a local favorite. Can't find a picture of the burrito, but here's what the place looks like.

Oysters six ways from Jack's Luxury Oyster Bar. Picture. (Pic is at their old location on 5th Street, which is the one at which I dined. I haven't been since they moved.)

Vanilla/vanilla cupcake from Magnolia Bakery. (I feel very strongly about the vanilla/vanilla. The chocolate is not nearly as good.) Picture.

I'm trying to think of more.

What are some of your favorite meals from NYC restaurants?

PS - I don't eat meat anymore but just noticed that four of my favorite meals contain it.

PPS - It's funny because when I think of some of the most famous NYC restaurants that I've been to like Nobu et al., nothing I ate stands out as amazing. (I mean, the food was good and all, but not as memorable as anything on my above list. Including the rock shrimp from Nobu, in case anyone tries to correct me. It's fine, not to-die-for.)

Snuggie Improvements

So after using my Snuggie for a few weeks now, I've come up with a few ways to improve it.

(PS - I talked about these ideas with the wonderful Kix Chicks—Jennifer and Linda—from Kix 106 FM in Kitchener, Ontario this morning. It was so fun! I love Canadians... Thanks, ladies!)

Okay, here goes:

1) Use a different fabric. The thing is a static machine. Bev and Elvis are not fans of the shocks that accompany this:

Snuggie Static


2) Add a see-through vinyl panel for those super cold days (yesterday) so you can be completely covered up but still watch TV.




3) Add zipper to said panel so you can snack without uncovering.




4) Add insulated snack pouch so said snacks are easily accessible. The Snuggie is hard to walk in so kitchen runs are not easy.




How would you improve it?

Mar 22, 2009

My Favorite Sandals: Kork-Ease

I want to introduce you to my favorite shoes. They're called Kork-Ease and they were really big in the 70s. Here's a link to a little history about them. They were originally made in Brooklyn.

Originally created in the 50's as a comfort shoe, Kork-Ease burst into the fashion scene as a must-have in the 70's. Bette Midler wore them. Designer Betsy Johnson owned at least 10 pairs. Any respectable hipster under 30 owned at least one pair of them. Celebrated and adored, Kork-Ease spawned a variety of wedge 'wanabees.'"


Last summer I got a pair and wore them every single day. In fact, I wore them until they fell apart. (But, I walked all over creation in them so I don't hold it against the company.) They were the most comfortable shoes I've ever owned. I could walk for miles and miles and miles in them and my feet would never get tired. They never gave me blisters either.

I'm going to get another pair this summer but I'm not sure what color to get. I had them in natural (pictured above) and I'm thinking about getting the same color again because they went with everything. But I really like the brown, too, and even the black is cute. (But my feet are usually pretty pasty and black sandals don't look very good on me.)

The style I had was the "Ava" and that's what I'll get again. They gave me height but weren't too tall. The taller ones—the "Bette"—would be cute for a night out but not for every day. And the shorter ones—the "Myrna" —are too short for me.


The Ava in brown and black:






The Bette in some other colors I like:






Decisions, decisions.

Bill O'Reilly's Dirty Audio Book

I can't get enough of this.

Bill O'Reilly recorded an audio version of a book he wrote years ago and someone pulled some really amazing clips from it.

Click here and then scroll down to listen to some of them. My favorite is "Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up." I just love his voice inflection.

Magic Tonic

My new favorite drink.

Plain seltzer water and a slice of... not a lime, not a lemon... but a grapefruit. It's deeelicious!

To Chumley

Dear Chumley,

This is my new girlfriend, Dixie. She's a DJ. Maybe you've heard her spin.



I just need to explore this part of my personality. I hope you understand.

Love,
Beverly

Mar 21, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • It's so nice outside! One of those days that you're happy to be alive! #
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Mar 20, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • New Hayden-Harnett store in Manhattan is having shopping event tomorrow. 20% off. HH is a Brooklyn-based designer. tinyurl.com/djwox2 #
  • I'm going to engagement party 2nite 4 a friend who's visiting. What should I bring? They will have to fly home with it, so needs 2 b small. #
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New Hayden-Harnett Store

This sounds fun!

Hayden-Harnett, the Brooklyn-based handbag designer, just opened their first Manhattan store on Elizabeth Street in NoLiTa and are having a shopping event this Saturday to celebrate. (Tomorrow.) Here are the details:



You know those cute handbags you see at Anthropologie? They're usually all Hayden-Harnett.

So anywho, if you visit their store tomorrow during this shopping event, you'll receive 20% off your purchases. Beverly and I might have to stop by. We've been in the market for a new handbag ever since our last one got ruined.

UPDATE: Ooh, look! They have a shoe line now, too!

My Dream

So I'm in the middle of a wonderful dream---I was living in an amazing 2-bedroom apartment with a deck and a washer and dryer in the unit--and then I wake up because a certain Yorkie has started kissing my face.

She just wanted me to lift the covers so she could go underneath and cuddle.

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Mar 19, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • "Naps boost alertness, creativity, mood, and productivity in the later hours of the day." tinyurl.com/cc4vx9 Taking one now. #
  • And now, a dirty limerick courtesy of Great Aunt Lil. May she rest in peace. tinyurl.com/cznvjj #
  • "Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability." -- Michael Scott #theoffice #
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Bev Loves Me

Beverly is very lovey dovey tonight. If she's not showering me with kisses, she's looking over at me and smiling. I tried to capture her look with my computer because it's so cute. She's just sitting here staring at me.



PS - Look at her cute pink little belly peeking out.

And Now, A Dirty Limerick...

There once was a girl from the east side of the west side, who used peroxide on the front side of her backside, because she heard that gentlemen prefer blondes on the (w)hole.

Naomi's Great Aunt Lil told this to me over Thanksgiving dinner a few years back. She was cut off from the liquor shortly thereafter. She passed about a year ago. Go forth and tell this in her memory. R.I.P., Lil.

Sleepy Dude On The Train

I found this picture on my phone. I took it last month when I was on the train to Connecticut.



A few minutes before this, this guy was slumped over towards me and was inches away from resting his head on my shoulder. He moved when I reached for my phone to take a picture. Strange perspective of me, but funny nonetheless.

I Hardly Know Her

Such a great tool for Flickr.

ihardlyknowher.com allows you to view your pictures on Flickr without all the clutter of the Flickr page. You can use it to view your entire stream or individual sets.

For example, here are my favorites from 2009:

2009 Favorites

Mar 18, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Do dogs get side cramps? B/c Bev just scarfed down food & now we're out for a walk. if I was her I'd be like, "Bitch, later. I'm digesting." #
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Spring Cleaning

I need to do some massive spring cleaning and have a big sale. I have so much crap in my apartment and it's driving me crazy. Old computers, books, suitcases—I want it all gone! Calgon, take me away...

Ted Haggard On Divorce Court

Mark booked Ted Haggard and is wife to appear on Divorce Court!



Get the TiVo ready: Haggards going on 'Divorce Court'

The Haggards are in Los Angeles to tape an appearance on Universal Fox's "Divorce Court," which will be broadcast nationally on April 1 and air locally on Fox 21, KRMX.

The show's presiding judge, Lynn Toler, is interviewing the couple about how their marriage survived in the wake of the 2006 revelation that Haggard, founder and former pastor of New Life Church, was having a sexual relationship with a Denver male escort.

The Haggards say their marriage and Christian faith are stronger than ever, and they want people to know that divorce is not the answer.

"This is part of Ted's journey," Gayle Haggard said. "It's made him a better man. I see what has happened as a divine rescue."

Several weeks ago, "Divorce Court" producers asked the Haggards to appear on the show to talk about their marriage, executive producer Mark Koberg said. "Divorce Court" sometimes sets aside court drama to feature Toler's interview of a well-known married couple.


Yay, Mark! Can't wait to watch!

Mar 17, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • #Shamrockshake @altgeldshrugged We can't get Shamrock Shakes in New York! Isn't that sad?? #
  • RT @sdjacobs77 Check out www.eatingbrooklyn.com and comment on reviews. We're looking for sponsors and need all the hits we can get! #
  • twitpic.com/26tao - Greetings from the St. Patrick's Day Parade NYC #
  • twitpic.com/26uri - The cutest thing about the parade: All the kids with red hair. #
  • twitpic.com/26xgv - This is Klaus. 10 min ago I found him & Bev dressed as Leprachauns doing green beer slides in the kitchen. #
  • twitpic.com/26z1s - Happy St. Patrick's Day from Mexicana Mama! #
  • I'm getting a pedicure right now and I haven't shaved in, like, 3 days. I feel sorry for the pedicurist. (I'm so gross, I know.) #
  • Recipe for sleep: Margarita + Cookie + Pedicure #
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Mar 16, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • phoenix "if i ever feel better" ♫ twt.fm/5309 #musicmonday Happy Monday! #
  • I forgot I'm at Starbucks and just reached into my shirt through the neck opening and scratched my boob. #
  • Nice. The queen's castle is 484,000 square feet. My place isn't even 484,000 square inches. #oprah #
  • Making St. Patty's Day plans! nymag.com/guides/stpatricksday/parade/ Going to start off with 8:30 mass... #
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Ah, Memories

Nine years ago today I was in New York visiting from Chicago and interviewing for my first job here. I write things like this in my date book and set it to show up each year like a birthday so I can remember them.

I'm such a different person today than I was nine years ago. In the last few years I think I've changed the most. For the better.

Good Morning!

A happy song to start your day.

IF I EVER FEEL BETTER - Phoenix

Mar 14, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Have a purse full of feathers. #britneyspears #
  • In the past month, 3 people have asked if I have hair extensions. (I don't; it's my own hair.) I don't know whether to be offended or not. #
  • twitpic.com/243n3 - Britney Spears concert in Newark, NJ #Britneyspears #
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Britney!

I'm uploading my pictures from the amazing concert last night.

I didn't bring my nice camera (the rules said they only allowed point and shoot cameras) so the pics are kind of grainy, but they're still fun.

Here's one until I get the rest up.

Britney Spears

Mar 13, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Ha ha ha... Watching last night's Ugly Betty. Her nephew Justin: "I don't get hockey... All that ice and no one's figure skating?" #
  • Oh dear, just discovered the piece of tofu I dropped between the fridge and the stove last week. By smell. #
  • twitpic.com/226ib - #Snuggie puppy static #
  • Brace yourselves... I'M GOING TO BRITNEY TONIGHT! PRIVATE SKYBOX SEATS! Taking a shower now. Can't wait! #
  • Slutty eye makeup? Check. High pony tail teased to heaven? Check. Fabulous DVF top? Check. (See I'm not totally trashy.) On my way, Britney! #
  • twitpic.com/22mjo - We're here! We're here! #britneyspears #
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Britney

I'M GOING TO SEE BRITNEY TONIGHT!



My friend Patty just got these private skybox tickets last minute and called and asked me to go. Can't wait!

Snuggie Static

She wasn't thrilled about the shocks.

Snuggie Static

Click for more pics!

Mar 11, 2009

The Met



I'm going to The Met today and I'm going to bring my camera. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad me hasn't been there since, um, I moved here nine years ago. It's not that I don't go to museums, I just haven't been to The Met since then. The last one I visited was the museum at the International Center for Photography in January. (I learned all about the Kurds.) And before that it was the New Museum. (Hell, yes!) I feel I need to tell you these things so you don't think I'm uncultured. I'm not, I just haven't been to The Met since 2000/2001-ish. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad me.

UPDATE: I just remembered that when my cousin Katie came to town at the end of 2007, we visited The Met and did a loop de loop around the first floor and checked out the store. So, you see, I have been there since 2000-ish, I just didn't see any exhibits.

Mar 10, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Don't let me forget to tell you about Beverly's nugget stamp. #
  • Coulter, Maher spar tinyurl.com/agt47g "There's this debt because George Bush spent money like a pimp with a week to live." So funny. #
  • I just realized that I'm ten years older than my date last night. I'm officially a cougar. Meow. #
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Mar 9, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Getting ready to go to party/premiere for Knowing w/Nic Cage. Last premiere I went to my date peed next to Al Sharpton. Hoping for a repeat. #
  • Score! My date just went to the bathroom next to Jerry Bruckheimer. Not to start rumors, but you know what they say... big explosions, small penis.#
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UPDATE: To clarify first tweet, he used the urinal next to him, he didn't actually wet himself. He just sort of looked over mid-stream and was like, "Hey..."

Mar 8, 2009

Slow Blog

I am so irritated with this blog. It has been loading so slowly for the past few months and I have no idea why. I took down all the advertising because I initially thought it was that. I took down the background image and replaced it with all black. I've removed the twitter feed thinking it was that. (It wasn't, so I put it back up.) I've taken down every other sidebar widget to see if it was one of those. (It wasn't.) Now I've just taken down all the pictures of my books, thinking it was them.

BUT IT'S STILL TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD.

I want to scream, I'm so irritated.

Per the status bar on the bottom, it seems to get stuck on feeds2.feedburner.com, which is my blog feed. I disabled the link at the top to subscribe, so would it still be pulling something from that?

I'm so confused. Can anyone help me and tell me why it's loading so slowly?

So Cute

Nanette Lepore pink leather "Flirty Flower" wedges at BlueFly. They don't have them in my size, though. :-(



Secret Craft Project

Click here to learn about my secret craft project!

PS - This post is hidden because I don't want my sister to read it!

Blue

From the "blue" section on Bloomingdale's website. So cute.





Mar 7, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

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Bev's Leash

Beverly's leash disappeared when I was in Los Angeles. I'm not saying Mark and David stole it, but the circumstances surrounding its disappearance are rather suspicious. I mean, one day I had it, and the next I didn't. The only logical explanation is that someone took it.

I've already ruled out Carmella the cleaning lady. I had a nice conversation with her while she was cleaning the kitchen one day and she told me that her apartment building doesn't allow dogs so she doesn't have one. I've also ruled out Heidi the dog walker because she doesn't come upstairs when she picks up Brisco and Gertie, and that's where the leash was. The only people in close proximity of it were Mark and David, so you can draw your own conclusions.

They claim to have looked for it in my bedroom at their house, but I don't think they did a thorough enough job. I mean, did they lift up the carpet? Look under the bed? In the closet? They also keep telling me to look inside my suitcase, like I haven't already done that and emptied the thing out. I think they're trying to send me on a wild goose chase to throw me off their trail. I mean, don't you see why I'm suspicious? How does a leash just disappear?

Two gay men steal it, that's how.

Anywho, Bev and I just dropped forty big ones on a new one today at Trixie and Peanut, because that's how much the one we decided upon cost. It's a beautiful striped Ella Dish number that resembles her last one, but the colors are different and don't exactly go with her red harness, which kind of bums me out.

I want her old leash back. It has sentimental value. I made this sign. There's a reward attached to the person who finds it.

Missing Leash


Here's a close-up:

Close-up

Cows On The Beach, Big Sur

I love this picture I took in Big Sur.

IMG_8131

M. Ward, The Go-Getter

The other night I was browsing around iTunes and downloaded a few songs by an artist named M. Ward. It was one of those Genius recommendations and I really liked him. One of my favorite songs by him is one he sings with Zooey Deschanel (the actress, whom I love) called "Never Had Nobody Like You." I even made it my MySpace song.

So anyway, tonight I'm browsing around movies on-demand and come across one called The Go-Getter with Lou Taylor Pucci (from Thumbsucker, a movie I loved) and surprise! Zooey Deschanel. I'm watching it right now and I really like it, so I do a Google search and find the website. On it is a link to a review that says...

A few unlikely scenes are overly self-indulgent, but the film makes up for the lapses with beautiful cinematography and M. Ward's languorous score (this is the project that inspired musical duo Deschanel and Ward to become She & Him)."

So then I think, Oh, I know M. Ward, I just downloaded a bunch of his songs. And then I think, I have some She & Him on my iPod, too.

That's all.


Mar 6, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • BUBBLES!!!!!!! Noooooo! He can't go back to the projects! He's been clean for three days! (That was for my friend Dan.) #
  • I've been talking to Bev all morning using my British accent. She totally understands me, I can tell. #
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Mar 5, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Updating my Facebook fan page. They changed the layout so they now resemble profile pages. Argh... change bugs me. tinyurl.com/ccz8fy #
  • Watching Marilyn & Royce videos. tinyurl.com/amx79z #
  • Don't watch The Bachelor. In a nutshell, what's all the hoopla about and why is this guy an asshole? #
  • Hate these "earth-friendly" light bulbs. They're just not as bright and now I have a headache from trying to read in the dark. #
  • Michael Jackson is so gross. He doesn't even look like a person. tinyurl.com/bbnrrv #
  • This is my problem! I'm just super, super smart! tinyurl.com/bdb3tv #
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So Sad

Robert Guskind, the guy who ran a neighborhood blog I read all the time, Gowanus Lounge, died Wednesday.



Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn: Gowanus Lounge, You Had Brooklyn's Back. And For That We Thank You

From the article...

So let me simply say: This is a sad day for all who love Brooklyn and cherish its neighborhoods and the spunky, historic charm and faded beauty of places, like Coney Island, that loom so large in the American imagination.

As a journalist, Bob was looking out for this borough and trying to protect it from the forces of money and development that swept through these parts like a reckless tornado.

Bob, you had Brooklyn's back. And for that we will always remember you. Thank you for you hard work and your belief that change is possible in the form of good reporting, a well-crafted blog post, and photographs that speak volumes.


I didn't know him personally, but he occasionally posted some of my pictures on Gowanus Lounge and he seemed like a really nice guy.

Here's a link to Bob's pictures on Flickr.

Also, Miss Heather at New York Shitty posted a video the two of them made together a few days ago.

My thoughts go out to his friends and family.

Nicknames

Barbarella (Beverly)
Beverly's nicknames:

  • B, Boo, Bev, Bevvy, Chevy
  • Pretty, Purdy, Percy, Percy Greenfield
  • Mommy's pretty puppy girl, Mommy's PPG (for short), Mommy's muffinhead, muffinhead
  • Muffy Bronstein
  • Barbie, Barbarella Bogdanovich
  • Porkie, Porky Yorkie
  • Chunks, Chunky, Chunky Monkey
  • Sassy, Sassy Pants
  • Tuffy, Tuffy McMillan
  • Snarly, Snarly McSnarlson
  • Pup, Puppers, Tush, Tushy
  • Stinks, Stinky, Blinky, Blinks
  • Bobo, Bobo Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Crooklyn



Elvis chillin' in a shelf that's waiting to be hung on the wall
Elvis' nicknames:
  • E, El, Elbow, Elvi
  • Johan Magillicutty
  • Buddy, Buddy Johnson, Johnson, Johnny, Johnny Cakes
  • Buster, Busta Rhymes
  • Hov (When Beverly's "B") (Holla! All I need in this life of sin is me and boyfriend.)
  • Puss, Puss N' Boots

Facebook

You know what bugs me? When people that you haven't seen in a while befriend you on Facebook and then don't take the time to read your profile. Instead, they write something stupid on your wall like, "So, are you still living in Chicago?"

I mean, you don't even need to click the Info tab to know that I'm not living in Chicago anymore—it's listed right underneath my freakin' picture, idiot.



See?

When I reconnect with someone who I haven't seen in a while, I take the time to look at they're profile, see what they're doing, where they're living, look at their pictures, etc., and then I ask my questions. I do my research. This person didn't. But, that's probably why he's doing porn to make a living... he not so smart.

I might unfriend this person now because his laziness bugs me.

I just needed to vent, sorry.

What bugs you about Facebook?

Mar 4, 2009

Billy Elliot

Oh, wow... was it ever amazing.

First, sorry for the delay in posting this, but I'm sick. Again. Every time I go to my sister's house I leave with a cold of some sort. It's the kids... I love them, but I'm beginning to believe that all little kids are germ farms.

So anywho, despite the fact that I was feeling like crap yesterday, I went to see Billy Elliot last night and had a glorious time. I went my new friend Jenny who lives in my neighborhood. She's so nice. Here's a link to her blog.

If you know about the show, three different boys alternate playing the role of Billy. We had David Alvarez, a classically trained ballerina and an adorable little kid. His dancing blew me away. He's Cuban, but from Canada, and his family moved to New York so he could attend The American Ballet Theater's Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis School. (To which he received a full scholarship, btw.)

Here are the boys on The View:



Because they alternate playing the lead role of Billy, there was all sorts of chatter about this year's Tony Awards, and the administration committee just ruled that they'll be considered jointly for a nomination. So, if they're nominated and win, they'll share the Tony. I hope they do!

What else... Oh, we had the understudy for the dance teacher, Mrs. Wilkinson. Her name was Jayne Paterson and she was so good that I have a hard time believing the other one could be better. So party on, Jayne. You rocked it.

Go see the show! Men, women, children—it's something everyone will enjoy. It's at the Imperial Theater (which, btw alchies, has a bar inside the theater [as opposed to the lobby] so you can bring your drinks back to your seat and party through the performance) and they're selling tickets from now through January 2010.

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Eating a Trader Joe's soy corndog. I mean, WOW... this is good. Who needs meat when you have this? #
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Mar 3, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Watching Jimmy Fallon. #
  • Just printed my Billy Elliot tickets! Going tonight! #
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Mar 2, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • I can't believe Mark unfriended me on Facebook. It's like Tracy all over again. #
  • Relieved that Mark and I are Facebook friends again. He's a kind and caring individual and I'm so thankful for his friendship. #
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Alpo

This is funny.



I'm not going to start feeding Beverly Alpo or anything, but it made me laugh. (She eats Evo small bites, in case you're wondering.)

Mar 1, 2009

Daily Tweet Roundup

Me, today:

  • Elvis is a bad boy. Lisa, I'll buy you a new bathroom rug. (He peed on it.) He's angry I left him, apparently. Thank God it wasn't the bed. #
  • twitpic.com/1rpl4 - Bad, bad boy. #
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Play-Doh

Play-Doh comes in all sorts of colors today, including black and brown.

Today I taught Nora how to make little "Beverly poops" with it.

One of these days I will not be allowed back to visit.

© 2004-2009 Karyn Bosnak