Elvis' Reaction

Elvis Makes the "Stuff On My Cat" Calendar from Karyn Bosnak on Vimeo.


I have to be honest, I expected more of a reaction from him. Last year, when I told him he made the "Pussies Unleashed" calendar, he stood up and stretched.

BIG NEWS

A nice girl named Amber just told me that Elvis made the 2009 "Stuff On My Cat" Daily Calendar!




And not just that, but he's featured on the back of the box!

I'm trying to figure out how to break the news to him. I'm going to videotape it.


UPDATE: I searched online for a pictures and found these.

Front:




Back:




There's my lil muffin! It looks like he has a weekend!

Elvis In A "Stuff On My Cat" Video

Someone told me that Elvis made the cut for a Stuff On My Cat video by Ultra Kawaii and I couldn't be more thrilled. Ultra Kawaii means "so cute it hurts" in Japanese. According to their website, their goal is to showcase the cutest pets on the planet every week. He's about 1:27 in...



They describe him as "one of the more stylish cats." I'm so proud of my little bugger!

He Made it! Elvis on Stuff On My Cat

Oh my Gosh, he made it!!! Elvis on Stuff On My Cat



He's such a superstar. And I'm such a stage mom. OMG, I can see it now...

Due to his success at Stuff On My Cat, I'll start enrolling Elvis in beauty pageants and taking him on commercial auditions. He'll be successful, no doubt, and will make a lot of money, money that I'll end up stealing, of course, because that's what good stagemoms do. To drown his pain and sorrow, Elvis will turn to a life of drugs and alcohol. (It'll be the cheap stuff, like crack and Old English malt liquor, because that's all he'll be able to afford.) After hitting rock bottom, Elvis will go to rehab, which will be the beginning of a kick-butt comeback. After being the subject of an E! True Hollywood Story, Elvis will start getting roles -- not just in commercials and such -- but in real Hollywood Blockbusters. Fast forward... I'm walking Elvis down the red carpet, he's won the award and is standing on stage. After doing a couple one-armed push ups ala Jack Palance to show everyone what a stud he is, he'll say...

"Meow, meow, meow, meooooow."

...which a translator will translate to:

"I owe all of this to my mom, Karyn. I love you, you crazy bitch! Rock on!"

Yessssssss.

PS - I like our titles better.

Stuff On My Cat - Part III

Those mother f_ _ _ kers!@!!!^%$!!

"Fed up with his mother's insane determination to get him on stuffonmycat.com, Elvis puts on his favorite poncho and tries to ship himself to Mexico to escape."

Stuff On My Cat - Part II

I will not stop until they accept my cat.

Help me finish the caption:

"With summer's end quickly approaching, Elvis..."

Stuff On My Cat, Animal Haven, UNICEF

So, how can this stupid cat get posted at stuffonmycat.com and not Elvis?

(In all fairness, the cat probably isn't stupid—the owners are for being uncreative, and stuffonmycat.com is for not choosing to post pictures of my fluffer-muffin and Jesus.)

I guess that means I'll have to go another round with Elvis and really dress him up.

In other news, thank you to...

Megan Pratt
Alexia Koukopoulos
Loretta Haberman
Kelly Hindson, and
Sheila Rambeck

for each buying $20 worth of raffle tickets for Animal Haven's raffle at the end of the month. Your tickets and 20 Times notebooks are on their way, ladies!

Also, I never updated everyone on the UNICEF team. Mindy Hupp, who became co-captain by donating $100, will also get a 20 Times notebook, as will Michelle Dougherty. Listen to this, remember in Save Karyn when I sold my Gucci purse on eBay, and the person who bought it paid me for it and then told me to keep it? Well, that's Michelle. She lives in Chicago and not only came to my book signing, but also gave me a check to UNICEF for $650. Yes, $650! Because I mailed it in, the amount didn't post to the team, but nonetheless, the team has ultimately raised $1,915 for UNICEF. Kick. Butt.

Speaking of the Chicago book signing, I forgot to write my update. Gosh, I'm so forgetful. You'd think I smoke pot. I don't. I'll write that Chicago update later. Really.

Jesus On My Cat

I've been taking pictures of Elvis for stuffonmycat.com, and I can't decide which pic to send in. The series is titled "Jesus On My Cat." Which one is your favorite?

I've numbered the pictures 1-5. Click on them to make them bigger.

Jesus On My Cat 1



Jesus On My Cat 2



Jesus On My Cat 3



Jesus On My Cat 4



Jesus On My Cat 5

I think I like the last one best because he's like, "What the hell's on me?" He finally seems to realize something's going on.