So funny. There was so much more to Seth Meyers rant about the Michael Phelps bong photo on tonight's SNL, but here's two of my favorite quotes:
Parents, if your kid says 'Michael Phelps smokes pot, why can't I?' Say, 'You can, right after you win 12 gold medals for your country.' Really!?!"
and
And, really... If you're at a party and you see Michael Phelps smoking a bong and your first thought isn't, Wow, I get to party with Michael Phelps, and instead you take a picture and sell it to a tabloid, you should take a long look in the mirror because you're a DICK. I mean, really!?!"
UPDATE: Here it is:



