Celebrity Sighting!

Hello everyone! Sorry for my absence, but I've been busy with Christmas! I will update soon, but until then, Mark had a celebrity sighting in Palm Springs!



It's Ed Asner! Mr. Grant himself...

PS - He's wearing Pumas.

Mark's Celebrity Sighting!

Mark had a very exciting sighting tonight at Jackie Beat's Drag Nog! (A drag queen's holiday show.) Here it is!




Oh, no wait—



Yes, that's better.

It's Perez Hilton!

Australia & Celebrity Sightings!

So I went to a screening of Australia today, which was supposed to have a Q & A afterward with Baz Luhrmann. After the film finished, the moderator came out and said, "You guys don't mind if two more people join us for the Q & A, do you? They're just a couple of actors..."

Of course everyone started buzzing, thinking it was going to be Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman... and guess what... it was!

Okay... HE. IS. GORGEOUS. PERFECT. AMAZING. AND SHE. IS. STUNNING.

So, more on the whole thing tomorrow—my sister came with me, it was so much fun, and I loved the movie—I now present you with my bad celebrity pictures of the evening which, btw, blow Mark's out of the water.

Here's Baz Luhrmann, jabbering away on the mic:




And here's Hugh Jackman:




See him? He's standing up, right here:




Okay, I'll lighten it a little:




There you go!

And here are Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman sitting down:




They're the two on the end:




I really, really loved the movie. It's getting panned a little bit, but I laughed, I cried, I squealed with delight—what more could you want in a movie? See it! In the theater!


UPDATE: Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman snuck out for a screening of their new movie “Australia” in midtown New York City on Sunday night... (My pictures are so much better.)

Celebrity Sighting

From Mark! It's Patrick Stewart! Eating dinner at Osteria Mozza!

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UPDATE: I posted it sideways. (C'mon, easy mistake.) Here it is right-side up. I also lightened it.



Definitely Patrick Stewart.

I Should've...

I should've posted this for my bad celebrity picture of Elmo and Minnie. It was the first one I took, but then I thought, "I can do better," and ran around in the front of them, forgetting for a moment that the series is called "BAD Celebrity Pictures."

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Celebrity Sighting

Elmo and Minnie!
42nd and Broadway

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Celebrity Sighting

Mark's boyfriend David takes much better pictures than Mark. Here are two recent celebrity sightings he had.

One, today at the Mayfair Market...



It's Minnie Driver!


And last week at the Larchmont Farmer's Market...



It's Ross the Intern!

Celebrity Sighting

From David, Mark's boyfriend...

Guess who!



It's Laurence Fishburne at the Mayfair Market!

The Celebrity Sightings Just Don't Stop

If I didn't know any better, I would think my friend Mark tooled around LA in his car all day, stalking celebrities. But, alas, he doesn't... he just lives in a swank little part of town overrun with them, which is why he runs into them wherever he goes.

With that said, guess who he saw today? (Or almost didn't see, she's so damn skinny.)




Do you know who it is? Can you tell? Can you, can you?

It's Lauren Graham from Gilmore Girls!

She was at a health food store buying something or other.

You know, I never watched much Gilmore Girls, but heard it was good. Is it still on? Did (does) anyone watch?

Celebrity Sighting

Mark is back! And he got a good pic for you.

Today he was eating lunch at Barneys, and sitting right next to him was...



...Kevin Bacon!

Celebrity Sighting

Mark's boyfriend David sent me the following picture. He took it a while ago during movie night at Hollywood Forever Cemetery and recently found it on his phone. Can you guess who it is?



It's Orlando Bloom!

Celebrity Sighting to Rival Mark's

Right after my sister and I landed in New York on Friday night it started to rain really hard. It was from Tropical Storm Hanna... the eye hadn't reached New York yet, but as it was spinning around, some of the outer lying rain "flung" off and blew up this way. Anywho, we were in Manhattan on Canal and West Broadway and I'm 99% sure I saw Michael Kors get into this cab in front of us:



He's sitting in the back on the right.

Another Amazing Celebrity Sighting By Mark

First, look at this amazing picture he took inside the Mayfair Market:




Now, see that man in the center?




Do you know who it is?

It's Grant Show, everybody! Yep, Jake Hanson from Melrose Place.



Excellent photography, Mark. Excellent!

Another Amazing Celebrity Sighting By Mark

My friend Mark had another amazing celebrity sighting today and, once again, captured it so I could share it with you.

So now, without hesitation, I'd like to bring you Michael C. Hall, a.k.a. DEXTER!!!!!




Oh yeah, baby. This is right up there with his Adrian Grenier and Billy Ray Cyrus pics. Simply amazing photography.

Oh. My. God.

He so didn't let me down.



Ha ha! That's Mark and Miley Cyrus.

See the post below for an explanation.

Miley Cyrus Photo Exclusive

My friend Mark sent me this email today:

I'm going to try to get you an exclusive today. Miley Cyrus is back on the lot filming Hannah Montana, so I'm going to try to take her picture today for your blog.

I got all excited, thinking I was going to get an exclusive picture of Miley. I imagined teeny boppers around the world visiting my blog to see it and buying my books in the process. I was going to be rich.

After a bit, he sent me this instant message:

I just sent you a great pic of Billy Ray, did you get it?

Change my "teeny bopper" daydream to middle-aged women and I was still excited... until I looked at my email and saw this:




Yes, that's his "great" pic. It's almost as good as his Adrien Grenier one.

A gossip blog I am not.

Celebrity Sighting!

My friend Mark called me earlier to tell me about a celebrity sighting he had in LA. Here's how our conversation went:

Mark: I'm at the Mayfair Market right now and the guy from Entourage is here.
Me (way excited): Really?! Who? Turtle?
Mark: No, no... the other one. The main one. The one with the hair.
Me: Vinnie Chase is there?!
Mark: Yep, that's the one.
Me: Oh! Will you please take a picture of him for my blog?
Mark: Hun, no! I'm not a paparazzo!
Me: Oh, come on! Please?
Mark: No! I have to go.

He hangs up.

A few minutes later, he calls back.

Mark: Okay, I saw him again as I was leaving and got a picture for you.
Me: Oh, yay! Thank you, thank you!
Mark: I just emailed it. You should get it in a second.

In a second, I get it. I open the email and then the attachment:

Me (confused): Wait, this is it? This is the picture you took?
Mark (proudly): Yep!
Me: But where's Vinny? Is he the—
Mark: Little black blur in the distance, yep.

I don't say anything.

But then I do.

Me (quietly): Lucy Spiller would so fire you if you worked for Dirt.

Mark laughs.

Me: So, it's raining there, huh?
Mark: Sure is...