Me, today:
- Leaving the gym!!! Oh my, I'm wasting away... #
- I want to move into the Equinox. It's so nice. They have a ginormous bathroom, wireless, a juice bar, filtered water--everything I need. #
- "Cool guys don't look at explosions..." Hilarious. #mtvmovieawards #
- Have a mad fatboycrush on Jonah Hill. #mtvmovieawards #
- Oh Bruno!!!!! If you aren't watching the MTV movie awards, you must if only to see Bruno land cock-first in Eminem's face. #



